THE PLANET OF THE APES!!!

Angry monkeys in China give trainer a beating

Reported 12/18/2008 by Guardian Unlimited

Angry monkeys turned on their trainer in a market in Sizhou, China, after he handed out a vicious beating to one of the trio during a performance of them riding mini bicycles.


While one twisted his ears, another pulled his hair out in handfuls and bit his neck.


Then when he dropped his cane, the third snatched it up and began beating the trainer around the head until it broke the stick.


The dazed trainer confessed: “They were once wild and these performances don’t always come naturally to them”.


He added: “They may have built up some feelings of hatred towards me”.

Now police are investigating allegations of animal cruelty and may confiscate the monkeys.

  27 comments for “THE PLANET OF THE APES!!!

  1. December 23, 2008 at 9:42 AM

    Fuck yeah! The Day The Monkeys Fought Back! I love it!

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  2. December 23, 2008 at 9:54 AM

    Awesome! They should’ve shoved a bananna up his ass!

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  3. OMAR ALI WATTS
    December 23, 2008 at 10:28 AM

    I can almost hear the monkeys screaming: “Now YOU dance for US, bitch!”

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  4. December 23, 2008 at 11:02 AM

    Too funny for words.

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  5. Anna Marie Gonzales
    December 23, 2008 at 11:16 AM

    LOL!

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  6. Tiye
    December 23, 2008 at 11:58 AM

    I just wish this were on video! That’s hilarious!

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  7. J.R. LeMar
    December 23, 2008 at 12:02 PM

    Yeah, I’d love to see a video, too.

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  8. KillAllLawyers
    December 23, 2008 at 1:29 PM

    Those are some badass monkeys!

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  9. Haywood
    December 23, 2008 at 3:33 PM

    Notice that nobody in the crowd does anything to help him. They probably thought it was all part of the show.

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  10. December 23, 2008 at 8:30 PM

    That fool definitely must’ve beaten them before, for them to go after him like that. You can tell because, just scratching at him would be one thing, but how would that one know to pick up a cane & beat him with it, unless he’s done that to them? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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  11. December 23, 2008 at 8:34 PM

    Yep. Payback’s a bitch!

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  12. Mark W
    December 24, 2008 at 9:24 AM

    He says that they MAY have built up some feelings of hatred towards him?
    Gee, maybe?

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  13. December 24, 2008 at 9:36 AM

    Yeah, I wonder what gave it away?

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  14. December 24, 2008 at 2:19 PM

    They must’ve eaten some bad bananas that morning.

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  15. December 24, 2008 at 5:31 PM

    Absolutely crazy!

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  16. December 24, 2008 at 5:49 PM

    Hopefully this man has learned something about how to treat animals more humanely.

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  17. December 24, 2008 at 7:14 PM

    THOSE MONKEYS MEAN BUSINESS!

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  18. December 24, 2008 at 8:21 PM

    I need to adopt those monkeys. They’re better than having a guard-dog!

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  19. BUDDY
    December 26, 2008 at 10:13 PM

    Totally awesome!

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  20. December 27, 2008 at 9:40 AM

    This would be one heck of a reality tv show!

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  21. December 27, 2008 at 10:04 AM

    I’m not gonna let my dog see this. He may start getting ideas…

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  22. December 27, 2008 at 7:25 PM

    Good for them!

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  23. December 28, 2008 at 8:28 PM

    Take that!

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  24. December 28, 2008 at 11:08 PM

    Yes, in the original movies, this is very similar to how the ape takeover began.

    WE’RE ALL DOOMED!

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  25. December 29, 2008 at 7:13 PM

    If I’m ever in a fight, I want those monkeys on MY side!

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  26. December 30, 2008 at 7:49 AM

    I thought they just ate monkeys in China?

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  27. January 5, 2009 at 7:23 PM

    Love it! I hope more animals start fighting back!

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