Category: Life The Universe and Everything

DRIVE SAFELY

  I saw a car accident on my way to work this morning. I’ll try my best to describe the situation so you can picture it in your head. Imagine a 4-way intersection. That’s not exactly what it was, but close enough. Two lanes going South, two lanes going North, and one West lane and…

GREED IS NOT GOOD

There was a situation at my job recently, where a 10-year employee was suddenly fired. And we found out that it was because he had been caught stealing from the company. This was a huge shock to everyone, because it was so unexpected. I personally thought that I knew this guy very well but, apparently,…

THOSE WACKY ROYALS

So, some worthless scumbag paparazzi snapped pictures of Princess Kate topless, and they’ve been published in several magazines along the world (no, I will not link to them here, look ’em up yourself perverts ^_^ ) Now, for the record, I think this is a horrible invasion of her privacy but, on the other hand,…

NEWS 9-11-2012

I thought I’d comment on a few random stories in the news today. . . Paul Ryan To Go Up With Television Ads For His House Seat HUDSON, Wis. — Republican vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan plans to begin airing ads in Wisconsin as he asks voters to elect him to an eighth House term…

OLD PEOPLE DRIVING

Doctor sued over fatal crash by patient with dementia Survivors of the driver’s boyfriend accuse the doctor of failing to report his patient so the DMV could take her license. September 07, 2012|By Jessica Garrison and Alan Zarembo, Los Angeles Times Nobody disputes that 85-year-old Lorraine Sullivan steered her Toyota Corolla into oncoming traffic, causing…

FACEPARCHMENT.COM

I saw this new viral promo video for MIRROR MIRROR, an updated film about Snow White, starring Julia Roberts as the evil Queen. And my first thought was: that’s funny. And my 2nd thought was: I wonder if they locked down all those fake domains? So I checked and, well, guess who owns FACEPARCHMENT.COM now,…

Originally posted on The Eburne Chronicles:
A neighbor on my block has a Confederate flag hanging from his porch.                     I find it deeply offensive, but there seems to be a “don’t fuck with me, I won’t fuck with you” understanding between us that keeps the…

BLAH BLAH BLAH

Dang, for a bloke who calls his site “iBLOGalot” (& I still can’t believe that domain wasn’t already taken when I tried to register it), I sure don’t seem to be blogging a lot, lately. Here it is, Jan. 22, and my last post was Jan. 11. That’s no good. Don’t you hate it when…

BLAH BLAH etc.

Ex-wife put Hulk Hogan against ropes in divorce settlement Linda Bollea, 52, who divorced Hulk Hogan in 2009, received a little more than 70 percent of the couple’s liquid assets in their divorce settlement, a recent court filing shows. SHE got 70%?!? How many body-slams and chair-shots to the head did she ever take? He…

11-11-11

Let’s look @ the news. First Thoughts: Romney’s clear path I’m beginning to think that, instead of a Mormon, Mitt Romney is actually a Satanist. Because it seems like he must have made a deal with the devil to get him the GOP Presidential nomination. So far, he’s been running the perfect campaign, he has…

BLAH BLAH BLAH

Gonna answer a few Daily Post topics that I’ve missed. What is your favorite day of the week? And why? The obvious answer should be Saturday. The vast majority of Saturdays I have no concrete plans, meaning that I can sleep in as long as I want, and stay up as long as I want.…

YOU CAN’T TURN AN ATTENTION WHORE INTO A HOUSEWIFE (& other news)

It’s Over! Kim Kardashian Files for Divorce From Kris Humphries: “I Have Decided to End My Marriage” Sheesh, I can’t stand that entire family. They’re all just one big publicity stunt, and Kris Humphries was merely a prop to get ratings. He should consider himself lucky he’s getting away from that wacko broad now, before…

BRAINS OR BEAUTY?

From the Daily Post: Would you rather be super intelligent or extremely good looking? At first glance, this seems like one of those either/or questions that I hate, because they’re a cop-out. Like Would you rather be poor and happy or rich and unhappy? Are those really the only two choices? Can’t I be rich…