Category: Movies

ASHLEY JUDD in “DOUBLE JEOPARDY”

I was originally going to review this film under my BEST MOVIES YOU’VE NEVER SEEN category, which is for films I enjoy that didn’t become hits when they were first released, but while doing a little research for this post, I discovered that this film made $171 million dollars, off of a $70 budget, so…

WILL SMITH IN “SEVEN POUNDS”

  NOTE: This review WILL contain several major spoilers to this film. I cannot avoid this, in order to discuss what I liked about the film. I don’t think knowing these spoilers would necessarily lessen the enjoyment of the film to a first-time viewer, but if you haven’t seen it continue to read at your…

THE WITCHES OF BREASTWICK 2

Note: This is a “softcore” film, which includes (mostly female) nudity, and many instances of simulated sex, as well as some small implied violence. Not intended for children. This review contains spoilers but, let’s face it, you don’t watch movies like this for the “plot” anyway. First, despite the above promo art, Julie K Smith,…

THE WITCHES OF BREASTWICK

Note: This is a “softcore” film, which includes (mostly female) nudity, and many instances of simulated sex, as well as some small implied violence. Not intended for children. This review contains spoilers but, let’s face it, you don’t watch movies like this for the “plot” anyway. This film is about David Carter, who has been…

3 MOVIES THAT I’M TOO SCARED TO EVER WATCH

I love horror movies, but they don’t actually scare me. Okay, the original Amityville Horror & Jaws scared me when I first saw them, but I was little kid, so that doesn’t count. But, generally speaking, the supernatural doesn’t scare me. What frightens me is REALITY. I have a somewhat morbid imagination, & a naturally…

A RAPPER, A HOMOSEXUAL, & A SERIAL KILLER

Sounds like the set-up to a joke, doesn’t it? “A rapper, a homosexual, & a serial killer walk into a bar…” But, no, it’s just some brief spoiler-ific reviews of 3 movies I’ve recently seen. Much like the Late Tupac, with whom he is forever linked, I wasn’t particularly a fan of Notorious B.I.G. when…

GOD, BEYONCE, KEANU REEVES, AND TOM CRUISE

It’s either ironic or blasphemous that I finally saw this movie on Christmas Day. But, then again, as Bill Maher points out in the beginning of this documentary, it’s not like there’s any indication in the Bible, or any other Holy Text, that Dec. 25th is the day that Jesus Christ was born. Not that…