THE WITCHES OF BREASTWICK 2

Note: This is a “softcore” film, which includes (mostly female) nudity, and many instances of simulated sex, as well as some small implied violence. Not intended for children. This review contains spoilers but, let’s face it, you don’t watch movies like this for the “plot” anyway. First, despite the above promo art, Julie K Smith,…

THE WITCHES OF BREASTWICK

Note: This is a “softcore” film, which includes (mostly female) nudity, and many instances of simulated sex, as well as some small implied violence. Not intended for children. This review contains spoilers but, let’s face it, you don’t watch movies like this for the “plot” anyway. This film is about David Carter, who has been…

PITCHED VOL. 1 (Graphic novel review)

This is an anthology, consisting of 9 stories, all of which are written by Eric San Juan, but each one is drawn by a different artist. The book opens with an interesting forward written by the one and only Erik Larsen (comic-book creator, and current Image Comics President), who, despite admitting that he hadn’t read…

J.R. REVIEWS JAY Z

The latest release from The Greatest Rapper of All Time (in my opinion). I’m going to go track by track, to give my impressions (plus, it give me another excuse to listen to it all the way through again ^_^). 1/ WHAT WE TALKIN’ ABOUT (featuring Luke Steele). 4:04 “I don’t run rap no more,…

I AM A PUBLISHED COMIC-BOOK WRITER NOW

From the hottest up-and-coming online superhero entertainment company in the world, FUTURIUS, comes “THE LONE SPACE RANGER“, a 7-page science-fiction MASTERPIECE, written by J.R. LeMar & beautifully illustrated by Chris J. Powers. Deep in outer-space, one man bravely fights alone against a vast alien armada, while struggling to make sense of the seemingly futile nature…

TWITTER ME SOFTLY

It’s interesting how quickly technology changes today. I’ve talked about how it’s odd to think that there are teenagers today who’ve never bought an actual music CD, all of their music as been downloaded (legally or otherwise) from online. There are kids today who’ve never experienced dial-up, they’ve always had DSL or broadband. The internet…

SUPERHEROES & POLITICS

Last year I wrote a blog where I listed MY 10 FAVORITE SUPERHEROES Today I’m revisiting that list. This time I’m speculating as to what their individual political leanings are, and whothey voted for in the last election, President Barack Hussein Obama or Sen. McCain? 1/CAPTAIN MARVEL In his secret identity, Captain Marvel is actually…

3 MOVIES THAT I’M TOO SCARED TO EVER WATCH

I love horror movies, but they don’t actually scare me. Okay, the original Amityville Horror & Jaws scared me when I first saw them, but I was little kid, so that doesn’t count. But, generally speaking, the supernatural doesn’t scare me. What frightens me is REALITY. I have a somewhat morbid imagination, & a naturally…

A RAPPER, A HOMOSEXUAL, & A SERIAL KILLER

Sounds like the set-up to a joke, doesn’t it? “A rapper, a homosexual, & a serial killer walk into a bar…” But, no, it’s just some brief spoiler-ific reviews of 3 movies I’ve recently seen. Much like the Late Tupac, with whom he is forever linked, I wasn’t particularly a fan of Notorious B.I.G. when…

THE OBAMESSIAH COMPLEX

This blog was partially inspired by some other recent blogs that I have read. MULATTO OF THE MONTH AN HISTORIC INAUGURATION…NOW WHAT? OBAMA IS MY ACE, BUT, SERIOUSLY, GET OFF THE MAN’S DICK I’ve always found the constant cries of “messiah,” “celebrity,” “savior,” etc. to be both amusing and annoying. First, it’s insulting in that…

REPOST: SENATOR IRAQ OSAMA FOR PRESIDENT?

1/20/09 UPDATE: This is the blog that I originally wrote on 12/23/06 & posted on my Myspace page. It’s interesting to see how certain I was that I was right (love the part where I wrote “Ni**a please!”). Yet, as we can see, I was WRONG (although I was correct about the enhanced expectations he…

GOD, BEYONCE, KEANU REEVES, AND TOM CRUISE

It’s either ironic or blasphemous that I finally saw this movie on Christmas Day. But, then again, as Bill Maher points out in the beginning of this documentary, it’s not like there’s any indication in the Bible, or any other Holy Text, that Dec. 25th is the day that Jesus Christ was born. Not that…

KEEP YOUR STINKIN’ SHOES ON, DUMBASS!

Ha ha, very funny. I hate that this is my 3rd straight blog that deals with politics in some way, but I just have to say this. I’m sure that, by now, most everyone has seen or heard of this incident, where some Iraqi journalist threw his shoes at President Bush. I wasn’t going to…

PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

Many people didn’t think it could be done. And I was one of them. I said it online, in my own blog, and other friend’s blogs. As well as other online message boards. I said that Amerca would never elect a Black man who’s middle name is Hussein and who’s last name rhymes with Osama.…

THE U.S GOVERNMENT WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11!!!

Well, that’s what SOME people think. But I don’t believe so. And I’m going to tell you why. Generally speaking, I have a natural distrust of all authority, be it political, capitalistic, or religious. I consider myself a skeptic, but I’m also a realist. I follow the principle known as “Occum’s Razor,” which basically states…

WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE…GENE SIMMONS

I was never a fan of KISS, but I am totally hooked on Gene Simmons’ “reality show.” I know this soundscliche, but look up “cool” in the dictionary & I bet you’ll see a picture of Gene Simmons. The man has got swagger (or is that “swagga?” I gotta brush up on my Ebonics). And…