A RAPPER, A HOMOSEXUAL, & A SERIAL KILLER

Sounds like the set-up to a joke, doesn’t it? “A rapper, a homosexual, & a serial killer walk into a bar…” But, no, it’s just some brief spoiler-ific reviews of 3 movies I’ve recently seen. Much like the Late Tupac, with whom he is forever linked, I wasn’t particularly a fan of Notorious B.I.G. when…

THE OBAMESSIAH COMPLEX

This blog was partially inspired by some other recent blogs that I have read. MULATTO OF THE MONTH AN HISTORIC INAUGURATION…NOW WHAT? OBAMA IS MY ACE, BUT, SERIOUSLY, GET OFF THE MAN’S DICK I’ve always found the constant cries of “messiah,” “celebrity,” “savior,” etc. to be both amusing and annoying. First, it’s insulting in that…

REPOST: SENATOR IRAQ OSAMA FOR PRESIDENT?

1/20/09 UPDATE: This is the blog that I originally wrote on 12/23/06 & posted on my Myspace page. It’s interesting to see how certain I was that I was right (love the part where I wrote “Ni**a please!”). Yet, as we can see, I was WRONG (although I was correct about the enhanced expectations he…

GOD, BEYONCE, KEANU REEVES, AND TOM CRUISE

It’s either ironic or blasphemous that I finally saw this movie on Christmas Day. But, then again, as Bill Maher points out in the beginning of this documentary, it’s not like there’s any indication in the Bible, or any other Holy Text, that Dec. 25th is the day that Jesus Christ was born. Not that…

KEEP YOUR STINKIN’ SHOES ON, DUMBASS!

Ha ha, very funny. I hate that this is my 3rd straight blog that deals with politics in some way, but I just have to say this. I’m sure that, by now, most everyone has seen or heard of this incident, where some Iraqi journalist threw his shoes at President Bush. I wasn’t going to…

PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

Many people didn’t think it could be done. And I was one of them. I said it online, in my own blog, and other friend’s blogs. As well as other online message boards. I said that Amerca would never elect a Black man who’s middle name is Hussein and who’s last name rhymes with Osama.…

THE U.S GOVERNMENT WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11!!!

Well, that’s what SOME people think. But I don’t believe so. And I’m going to tell you why. Generally speaking, I have a natural distrust of all authority, be it political, capitalistic, or religious. I consider myself a skeptic, but I’m also a realist. I follow the principle known as “Occum’s Razor,” which basically states…

WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE…GENE SIMMONS

I was never a fan of KISS, but I am totally hooked on Gene Simmons’ “reality show.” I know this soundscliche, but look up “cool” in the dictionary & I bet you’ll see a picture of Gene Simmons. The man has got swagger (or is that “swagga?” I gotta brush up on my Ebonics). And…

MY 10 FAVORITE SUPERHEROES

Yeah, that’s right. I’m a grown man who reads comic-books. So? 1)THE ORIGINAL CAPTAIN MARVEL I think I saw this character in the cartoons first & then later in live-action TV series, before ever reading a comic-book. But it automatically appealed to me. I’d already been interested in Greek mythology, so that was an interesting…