I don’t know what the frak happened, I must have clicked onto the wrong website somewhere, but for the past 4 or 5 weeks I have been getting a crapload of SPAM. I mean, way more than usual. Around 25 new emails a day. It all goes to the Junk folder, so @ least I’m grateful that’s working and my Blackberry’s not blowing up with notifications all day. Still when I’m @ home and go to my email box I still see that there’s a ton of messages in the Junk folder so, of course I have to check it just in case an important email goes there by mistake. But, no, it’s all Spam.

Instead of just emptying out the Junk folder, last I night I decided to go through each and block the email address. I had 24 emails. And today, I just checked and there’s another 14 emails in my junk folder.

Somebody out there is apparently extremely convinced that I really really need a much larger penis (and some help keeping it erect). And a fake rolex watch. And my mother needs me to send her flowers. Sheesh.