WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE…GENE SIMMONS

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I was never a fan of KISS, but I am totally hooked on Gene Simmons’ “reality show.” I know this soundscliche, but look up “cool” in the dictionary & I bet you’ll see a picture of Gene Simmons. The man has got swagger (or is that “swagga?” I gotta brush up on my Ebonics). And you can tell it’s not an act, he doesn’t have to try, he just IS.

I mean, the man is so cool, that even his kids are cool. If I were a teenager, I’d be trying to hang out with Nick & date Sophie. They don’t seem like spoiled stuck-up celebrity rich kids a all. They’ve got their heads on straight.

And he’s “happily unmarried” to SHANNON F***IN’ TWEED! Oh man, when I think of all those nights I used to stay up late to watch various movies she was in on Cinemax or Showtime…

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Okay, so there was that little sex tape scandal earlier this year but, whatever. She knew
what was up when she met him.

But the thing I love most about him is thathe is so unabashedly & ashamedly capitalistic.
The man is all about making money. That’s hismain motivation. Anything for a buck. None ofthis highminded “artistic integrity” junk. Leave the saving of the world to Bono. He epitomizes what I’d say, 90%, of guys who ever picked up a guitar, bass, or drum set first thought of: making money & meeting women. That’s what it’s all about, baby. Gettin’ paid & gettin’ laid.

He’s come out strongly against digital downloading, & gotten criticized for that. But he’s like, I’m not even going to bother making new music if I can’t make money for it. I love that! Call him greedy, if you want to, so what? It’s his world, & we’re just
living in it.

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