I don’t know what the heck happened, I must have clicked onto the wrong website somewhere, but for the past 4 or 5 weeks I have been getting a crapload of SPAM. I mean, way more than usual. Around 25 new emails a day. It all goes to the Junk folder, so at least I’m grateful that’s working and my Blackberry’s not blowing up with notifications all day. Still when I’m at home and go to my email box I still see that there’s a ton of messages in the Junk folder so, of course I have to check it just in case an important email goes there by mistake. But, no, it’s all Spam.

Instead of just emptying out the Junk folder, last I night I decided to go through each and block the email address. I had 24 emails. And today, I just checked and there’s another 14 emails in my junk folder.

Somebody out there is apparently extremely convinced that I really really need a much larger penis (and some help keeping it erect). And a fake Rolex watch. And my mother needs me to send her flowers. Sheesh.