EXAMINING EXCELEROL
CANCER SUCKS
THAT TIME I MET A HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR
“ROUTE 3” #1
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A CRAPPY JOB
OKCUPID GOLDMINE
Dream Comic-Book Crossover: SPIDER-MAN AND SPAWN
CELEBRATING SOFIA VERGARA
Best Movies You’ve Never Seen: TALHOTBLOND
REMEMBERING DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
COLGATE WISP
OCULAR HYPERTENSION
SENATOR MARCO RUBIO THINKS TUPAC WAS A BETTER RAPPER THAN BIGGIE…
DAMN. EVEN A COP-KILLER ON DEATH ROW HAS BETTER LUCK WITH WOMEN THAN I DO. . .
THE SHAHS OF SUNSET and THE SUPER BOWL
MORGAN FREEMAN AND “BLACK HISTORY MONTH”
JURY DUTY
MJ IN A BIKINI
“TRUTH METRIC (FRINGE SPACE #1)” BY GEOFFREY THORNE
STAR-SPANGLED BEYONCE
JOHNNY DEPP IS…TONTO?
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
SUPERMAN IV: THE QUEST FOR PEACE
DRIVE SAFELY
“FINA SILENTO (FRINGE SPACE #3)” BY GEOFFREY THORNE
THE EX-FILES
“NICE GUYS” FINISH LAST (BECAUSE THEY DESERVE TO)
2012 in review
LARRY HAGMAN…
WORKING FOR A LIVING
WHAT IF SUPERMAN WAS REAL?
2012
THAT TIME I HAD A GUN POINTED AT ME
PRESIDENT SUPERMAN
WHAT IF CAPTAIN AMERICA HAD BEEN ELECTED PRESIDENT?
THE DICTATOR
HORRIBLE BOSSES
RED TAILS
ABRAHAM LINCOLN VS. ZOMBIES
NO, I DON’T THINK WHAT CAROLINE WOZNIACKI DID WAS “RACIST”.
MTV’S “FRIENDZONE”
SPAM
AMAZON.COM’S AWFUL OVERREACTION
REMEMBERING LARRY HAGMAN (AND J.R. EWING)
BONDS. JAMES BONDS.
THE RIDICULOUSNESS OF “REALITY” TELEVISION SHOWS
I DON’T WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN
Best Movies You’ve Never Seen: IN TOO DEEP
CLEAN & CLEAR DEEP ACTION EXFOLIATING SCRUB
JUSTICE LEAGUE: ORIGIN by Geoff Johns & Jim Lee
LONELINESS?
STAR WARS: THE NEXT GENERATION
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